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Stream Request #3: Nekonomicon by TheSoylentOrange
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Stream Request #3: Nekonomicon :iconthesoylentorange:TheSoylentOrange 49 10
Dear Dairy- Milk Shake Shock by TheSoylentOrange
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Dear Dairy- Milk Shake Shock :iconthesoylentorange:TheSoylentOrange 214 27
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Commission- Theivery Breeds Regret :iconthesoylentorange:TheSoylentOrange 68 6
Standard Minor Move- Part 7 by TheSoylentOrange
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JoeBlue Commission- A Bigger Galaxy
A Bigger Galaxy
   "Hyperspace coordinates set, Commander. We'll come out in just under 24 hours."
   "Thank you," The short but official-looking woman said as she looked out the bridge. "And I'm retired, remember. It's just 'Sarah' now."
   "Of course... Sarah,"  The young man at the helm said, blushing as he looked behind him in a way he probably thought the brunette ex-commander wouldn't notice. She allowed herself a slight smile, then cleared her throat.  "I'm going back to my quarters,"  She announced. "Just watch for anything out of the ordinary."
   "Yes comm- yes Sarah." He said, blushing again as she left.
   Scout ships weren't known for their spacious accommodations, but even this one had space enough for separate bunks in the middle of the ship.  The door slid open to to her small room, and she smirked as she took off her cap and set it on a hook by the door.  When she was in charge of a corvette, he
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Standard Minor Move- Part 6 by TheSoylentOrange
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Dear Dairy- New Big Innings by TheSoylentOrange Dear Dairy- New Big Innings :iconthesoylentorange:TheSoylentOrange 111 9 The Connoisseur by TheSoylentOrange
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The Connoisseur :iconthesoylentorange:TheSoylentOrange 159 15
Standard Minor Move- Part 5 by TheSoylentOrange
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Stream Request #2: Oktoberbest
   Helen bustled her way from room to room, checking to make sure everything was in place. Strobe light and bats against the curtains in the dining room, the fog machine, Van De Graaff plasma globes, and mad scientist noises coming from the living room, and the foyer decked out with fake spiderwebs and ghostly sheets. Halloween was her favorite holiday, and she always went all out to make her home as festively frightful as it could be. The only thing left, the blonde realized, was her own costume.
   In contrast to her home decor, Helen always chose costumes that were cute or silly.  She wanted the kids to be spooked on the way to the house, but not by her personally.  That's why sitting in the corner of her bedroom was a large, plush, fuzzy, lederhosen-wearing bear outfit. Bearbest Bratwurst was a goofy mascot, and though finding one of the promotional suits for the German meat company was quite difficult, she never spared any expense when it came to Hall
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Stream Request #1: Dyna-Bimbo :iconthesoylentorange:TheSoylentOrange 39 0
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Pageant Epilogue- Beth :iconthesoylentorange:TheSoylentOrange 17 6
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Commission- Succubus' Snack :iconthesoylentorange:TheSoylentOrange 42 8
Ms. Suki's New Gig by TheSoylentOrange Ms. Suki's New Gig :iconthesoylentorange:TheSoylentOrange 434 11 Latex Golem Cowgirl by TheSoylentOrange
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Latex Golem Cowgirl :iconthesoylentorange:TheSoylentOrange 47 12
Commission- Still Beneath The Sands by TheSoylentOrange
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Commission- Still Beneath The Sands :iconthesoylentorange:TheSoylentOrange 105 4

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Hinata growth sequence by N647
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Hinata growth sequence :iconn647:N647 490 93
Muscle Charted by First-Second
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Muscle Charted :iconfirst-second:First-Second 684 61
More Cowgirl+ by Boobapalooza
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More Cowgirl+ :iconboobapalooza:Boobapalooza 150 0
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Bimbo Alchemy - Bloated Bandit 2 :iconexpansion-fan-comics:expansion-fan-comics 10 2
Undertale - Art style challenge by TC-96 Undertale - Art style challenge :icontc-96:TC-96 4,147 671 -:Bimbo Transformation Chart:- by Lorddragonmaster
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Boy Meets Gir...rilla. by GypsySquid Boy Meets Gir...rilla. :icongypsysquid:GypsySquid 96 36
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Multi-Boob Magic - reCURSEive :iconexpansion-fan-comics:expansion-fan-comics 12 3
Malon's pregnancy progression by Marrazan
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Malon's pregnancy progression :iconmarrazan:Marrazan 1,196 57
Bobble Widowmaker by Tail-Blazer Bobble Widowmaker :icontail-blazer:Tail-Blazer 1,763 49 Magic Rune Expansion WIP by BlooberBoy
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Magic Rune Expansion WIP :iconblooberboy:BlooberBoy 254 24
Journal
'Twas the Night Before Titsmas
'Twas the night before Titsmas, and all through the lab
All the piggirls were moaning, caressing their flab.
The milk pumps were on with a soft, steady hum
So not to disturb their deep sleep when they cum.
The bimbos were giggling themselves off to sleep,
As high-powered dildos pushed into them deep.
And I in my sleepwear, my hair shocking red,
Were curled up nicely, all safe in my head.
When down in the hall there came such a racket,
I grabbed a few swords so that I could attack it.
Away to the entrance I ran fast as I dared,
While not even caring that my pussy was bared.
The light on my breasts made a shadow quite wide,
And the size of my rear blocked some view from the side.
But quickly my magical eye did detect
A scientist pervert with a glare quite direct.
With his purple hair barely covered by snow,
I knew instantly that this must be Bio.
More pervy than most with his potions he brewed,
He declared to all his intentions so lewd.
"Huge JUBBLIES! Fat WAISTLINES! Hot BIMBOS and GOTH
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Bloated Bandit 2 - The Bimbo Heist by expansion-fan-comics
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Bloated Bandit 2 - The Bimbo Heist :iconexpansion-fan-comics:expansion-fan-comics 97 2
Bimbo Alchemy by expansion-fan-comics Bimbo Alchemy :iconexpansion-fan-comics:expansion-fan-comics 228 3
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Vore + BE - Mrs. Goodbody's Absorption Sorority :iconvore-fan-comics:vore-fan-comics 6 0
Venus of Wellington by spraycell Venus of Wellington :iconspraycell:spraycell 41 7
So hey, check this out y'alls:


Yeah, I'm jumping on the Ko-fi bandwagon. Had some medical and automotive bills pile up and I'm kind of scrambling to get my bills covered. So if you've ever really liked any of my writing work and wanted to support me, but didn't have the funds to buy a full commission, here's a way to give a quick and easy $3 tip.

It works especially well with request streams, the last results of which can be found here:

docs.google.com/document/d/1eX…

(Yeah, sorry they still need a polish pass, since bills came down I haven't had time for any non-paying gigs. They'll get posted soon.)

This is the first and hopefully only time I've had to beg for money online, or, well, at least for myself. I've always tried to get the word out about good artists or community members who've fallen on hard times, and I guess it's just finally my turn in the barrel...

Also, I hate to have to do this, but starting next month my commission rates will be 2 3/4 cents per word writing, and 30 dollars an hour for editing/consulting. Sorry guys, but I haven't even had the spare money to turn my heater on this month, despite temperatures frequently in the 30s/40s. :(

Get your commissions in now, while the rate is still cheap!

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:iconbrossette:
brossette Featured By Owner 4 days ago
You said black-rat has an fa, what’s it called
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playernerfer1 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2018  New Deviant
Cant wait to see you at SizeCon! -B
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Agent-Vermont Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2018
Is Mary's Story being continued? Haven't seen an update for that in two years.
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TheSoylentOrange Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2018  Professional Writer
I would direct your attention to this comment thread, and just swap out "Sid and the girls" with "Mary's Story". ^^;

comments.deviantart.com/1/7321…
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Agent-Vermont Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2018
Oh I see. Well thanks for the quick response!
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TheSoylentOrange Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2018  Professional Writer
o7
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Strangerataru Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks.
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SquareofOne Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2017
Happy birthday.
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TheSoylentOrange Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2017  Professional Writer
Thanks! ^__^b
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Golseum Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2017
Hey, you, happy birthday!
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TheSoylentOrange Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2017  Professional Writer
Hey you, thanks a bunch!

You know what would be a good present? Finishing building brigit!;P
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super-spartan Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2017
Happy Birthday Soy, hope your having a great day
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TheSoylentOrange Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2017  Professional Writer
It was pretty good, thanks!
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super-spartan Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2017
Yay 😄
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